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moon the trouble maker by *kaguri-san
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM EDITING THIS PICTURE! I THINK ITS PERFECT NOW~
So…Apparently there’s a hardware store here…Secret passage through Chinese shop?
‘The homeless man whose face was eaten off by the Miami cannibal during a horrific 18-minute attack was still conscious and moving his arms when he was dramatically rescued by paramedics.’
’ “He had his face eaten down to his goatee. The forehead was just bone. No nose, no mouth.” ‘
gross
Don’t do drugs, yo. Or this could be you. A naked zombie. I see no headshot.
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Chibi Jane by *13MorbidMouse13
Haha my bad version of Jane as a chibi xD
[video]
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh, via captaincoulson)
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